One Baked Broad

Have you ever purchased something because it was neat or on sale, but you had no immediate use for it, you just knew you would use it some day? And then you forget about it for a day or week or 15 months, then you go into your craft room for glue and see them in a bag and question your sanity, why did you buy those? Then you are in the drive thru at the bank depositing your teens checks, wondering why they have more in their checking account than you do, then you wonder, do ...flamingos ever have knee pain, and then think, pink I like pink, and all of a sudden the items that you purchased flash in your head with the words, BIRTHDAY BUCKET, and you get all excited, because NOW you know what you are going to do with those items and rush home because you have a candle cookie cutter and you hope that it will fit the bucket, you run into the house, you may or may not slip on the way, head to the basement but remember you have to pee REALLY bad, so you head to the head, teehee, then get in the basement and wonder which bucket the candle cutter is in, you get mad because you cannot find the darn thing and wonder why people can never put things back where they belong, then stop being mad, because you were the last one who used the cutter. You remember and go back upstairs, find it, and place it in the bucket and get excited because it fits PERFECTLY. Then you get even more excited because you have a platter of cookies for a late Christmas party and have some birthdays , so you decide to make 4 batches of cookies instead of 2 so you can make your Birthday Bucket Idea. And the best part, it works, everything fits and you actually like the cookies you made and decorated? Ya, that happened to me last week.